Sfé Monster

Sfé Monster is Kory Bing's friend. Sfé Monster is intensely Canadian. Sfé Monster created and designed several characters that show up in Skin Deep. these include:

Anthony Gillis

Blanche Noir

Royce Carmikal

Phoenix

Rupert Burton-Fitzgerald (as well as the design for all Jub-Jub Birds)

and others that have not appeared in the comic yet.

Picture at right is an extremely photorealistic depiction.

'''Here is an example of how Sfé and Kory collaborate, taken word for word from a chat log. It is very scientific and professional:'''

Kory: oh god so I'm trying to work ahead and sketch out the rest of these pages all at once because I am a champ like that

Kory: and this entire page is just full of Sad Blanches

Sfé: aw man sad blanche is the best blanche

Kory: NOW NOW BLANCHE

Kory: DRY THOSE DOE EYES

Sfé: C'MON DUDE, YOUR FRIEND WILL BE A TERRIBLE FREAK SOON

Sfé: JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE

Kory: And you will have to pretend like it's not a great thing

Kory: For you I mean

Kory: Sucks for Anthony

Kory: Not a bad deal for you

Sfé: God, you know while Anthony is moping and learning to walk on his toes Blanche goes home and writes in his fru-fru diary and is all "DEAR DIARY, BEST DAY EVER"

Kory: "DEAR DIARY. TODAY I TAUGHT TONY HOW TO WALK ON HIS TOES"

Kory: "HIS LEGS ARE A LOT LIKE MINE!!! :-)"

Sfé: god that is totally how it goes

Kory: "I TRIED TO BOND WITH HIM OVER OUR SHARED FEET BUT HE IS STILL A GRUMPY GUSS. :-("

Sfé: "WELL I GUESS THAT'S ALL FOR TONIGHT, I'M GONNA GO BRUSH MY HAIR AND GO TELL ANTHONY HOW GREAT I THINK HIS FEATHER MUTTON CHOPS ARE."

Kory: "HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM BUT I THINK THEY'RE SUPER RAD!!!"

Kory: "I CAN'T GROW MY OWN FACIAL HAIR BECAUSE I AM A DEER!!"

Sfé: "WOW DIARY, YOU SURE ARE A GOOD FRIEND. I BOUGHT YOU STICKERS. THEY ARE FLOWERS. HUGS AND KISSES. GOOD NIGHT."

Kory: oh god totally. Puffy glittery stickers. shaped like hearts and Bambi.

Sfé: Blanche likes Bambi.

Kory: oh god

Kory: when Blanche was a kid he did nothing but watch Bambi

Kory: it is canon now

Kory: He had Bambi bedsheets

Sfé: oh my god he did.

Sfé: he slept with a stuffed bambi

Kory: Bambi was his mothereffin' hero

Sfé: There were several months as a kid that he insisted everyone call him Bambi.

Kory: hahahahaha

Sfé: his parents bring this up constantly because they are hilarious and terrible.

Sfé: "HEY BLANCHE, REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE US CALL YOU BAMBI. YOU WERE SO ADORABLE."

Kory: Oh god his mom calls him Bambi still

Sfé: YES

Sfé: YES SHE DOES

Sfé: IT IS CANON NOW

Kory: GOD IT IS CANON

Sfé: whenever he is sad for some dumb reason she is all "sweetie it's okay, you don't have to act like somebody shot your mother."

Kory: hahahahahaha

Kory: God and his house is covered in photographs of him as a kid and there's a whole photo collage of him in his Bambi days

Kory: His mom made him a bambi costume

Sfé: oh my god yes

Sfé: BLANCHE AND ANTHONY HAVE THE BEST DUMB-OBSESSIONS OKAY

Sfé: THERE I SAID IT

Kory: He's all GUYS I WAS LIKE 5 GIVE ME A BREAK

Sfé: but secretly he still loves Bambi

Sfé: Bambi is his spirit animal

Kory: He has his own special way of drawing bambi and he draws bambi the same time over and over in his school notebooks when he's bored

Kory: he is a font of useless Bambi information.

Kory: He bought a cell from bambi off ebay once

Sfé: IT IS HIS PRIDE AND JOY

Sfé: He's worked the word "twitterpated" into his vocabulary

Sfé: whenever he gets smashed off two sips of a winer cooler he's all "Anthongy, dude you are my best friend, and if I die.. I want you to have my Bambi cel"

Kory: "Anthony...anthony. Mate. Anthony...

Kory: "you...you know I've always considered you to be my Thumper."

Sfé: HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES

Sfé: IT IS CANON NOW

Kory: And Anthony is all "And you're the Spengler to my Stantz, Blanche"

Sfé: oh my god they're the best nerds I know, okay

Sfé: oh my god I love them hahaha

Sfé:I can't wait for Anthony to suck it up and stop being sad about being a dumb bird monster so he can be a dorky mcdorkerson

Kory: THE BIGGEST DORK EVER

Kory: Sometimes Blanche and Anthony play as an acoustic duo and they're called "Twitterpated Venkman"

Sfé: oh god hahahahahahaha

Kory: All their songs are about Ghostbusters

Sfé: and deers ice skating.

Kory: Their favorite is "I'll Be Your Key Master if You'll Be My Gate Keeper"

Kory: And "There is no Dana, only Zuuuuuuuuuuul"

Sfé: I seriously hope you are writing this down because it is all canon now